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Joke of the Day
"Curiosity microwaved the cat."
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"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"
"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."
"How are lawyers and apples similar? They both look good hanging from a tree"
"Turns out the easiest way to piss of a vegan is to refer to their veganism as their ""eating disorder""."
"Look ma no friends"
"Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang."
"How do you make an internet addict wait? I'll tell you later."