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Joke of the Day
"Hey have you ever tried puppy love? Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small."
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"Roses are red, Relationships are rare... BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!"
"At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people."
"I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-("
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass"
"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"
"All subjects can be funny with the right delivery, Except abortion jokes. Which by definition have no delivery."
"You can make fun of Kim and Kanye's kid all you want... But that kid is going nowhere but up... And slightly to the left."
"Smoking is actually a good thing for me Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air"
"Why have they created sweet tampons? for sour puss(ys)"