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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your wife is dead The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."
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"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."
"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."
"I got invited to a potluck orgy... It was first come first serve."
"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""
"What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok."
"Girlfriend walks into the room - Smells like someone farted in here. What an asshole"
"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"
"A joke walks into a bar... So the bartender says ""Can I help you?"" And the Joke says ""Nah I'm good I'm just waiting for a couple Jews"""