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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"

"Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor."

"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"

"I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house."

"I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership."

"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"

"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's on tour."

"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"Expeditions to Mars Russian expedition: ""Well, there is Mars."" American expedition: ""Well, there are the life forms. Disgusting"" Chinese expedition: ""Not if you know how to cook them properly"""