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Joke of the Day
"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."
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"Robin: Gee Bruce, how come you get to wear dark concealing colors and I have to wear bright Red, Yellow and Green? Batman: You're the decoy"
"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"
"*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: ""Wait, I have to pee."""
"What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine."
"Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message."