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Joke of the Day
"I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it."
Next Joke
"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"
"Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !"
"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."
"(NSFW) we all want something... White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!"
"Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work"
"Congrats on the wedding dude. A present? Na man, everyone brings a present. I brought a past. Remember your ex-fiance Jan? Jan! come say hi."
"I checked an anti-gravity book out of the library... I just can't put it down."