191914

Joke of the Day

"The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees."

"I Was Sitting On A Train Next To A Hot Thai Girl I Thought To Myself, 'Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection'. But She Did."

"(513): They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real."

"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."

"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"

"Hey babe , there is a party in my pants! And URINE.................Vited!"

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer? ""Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"""

"What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze? Nostrildamus"

"Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER."