191914
Joke of the Day
"The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees."
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"What's the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket snatches watches."
"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""
"Sar-Chasm (noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"
"Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight? The bout was declared a bore."
"What did one bum cheek say to the other? After all that shit we're still together."
"What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft"
"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"
"Ironically I'm watching an exercise infomercial because I'm too lazy to get the remote."