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Joke of the Day

"Dad, I'm not high I swear! says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies: ""Five minutes ago, you threw your hamster through the window screaming ""Pikachu, I choose you!"""""

"What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime? Small medium at large."

"How do you make pickle bread? You need dill dough."

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli. If you don't like it at home, you're really gonna hate it in the school cafeteria."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America"

"Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist."

"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."

"Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that's where the most racists are."

"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""

"canadians apologize a lot but i've never heard an apology for canadian bacon. just once i'd like a ""here's your ham. sorry."""