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Joke of the Day

"My brother's doctor says he can no longer play video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable"

"I have Ebola... ebola cerial."

"Woman's Logic: Bikini No problem. Bra and underwear: OMG DON'T LOOK!!!"

"I used to get sharp pains in my eye when I drank coffee... My doctor said, take the spoon out of the mug"

"The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once. And I'll be posting this again later. If I remember."

"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. I am jobless now."

"Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone."

"I just bought a new weed whacker. It's cutting-hedge technology."

"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."

"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."