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Joke of the Day
"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"
Next Joke
"You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?"
"What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? Pro *boner* work"
"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."
"I asked my friends how they decided they were going to have a baby... They said it was just sperm of the moment."
"What has 400 legs and 23 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally"
"What's the difference between a church bell & a church? A church bell peals from the steeple."
"So I found out a new way to piss people off"
"- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America"
"A 9 year old patient in the hospital i work at had to have his leg amputated. He asked the doctor ""will my leg ever grow back?"" The Doctor replied ""sorry Johnny, you only limb once"""