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Joke of the Day

"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"

"Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant."

"When life gives you lemons....a simple operation can give you melons. All the joke is in the title, so you can save that click."

"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."

"I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope"

"Every war the Chinese have ever lost... was because of chinks in their armor."

"I can always tell what my present is off Iggy Azelea because she's really bad at wrapping."

"Which class the The Flash hated the most while in college? Physics..."

"Wanted to do something patriotic today so I bought a gun and fifty Big Macs."

"What is the new fad diet for ghost developers? The Boolean."