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Joke of the Day

"You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?"

"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."

"hey don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger! oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-"

"Well it's almost time for that "" New Year New Me "" bullshit again!"

"People without kids: I'll never yell at my kids People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD JUST WALK!"

"What is the most up-voted comment of all time? ""repost"""

"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"I hate French people They give me the crepes"

"BREAKING: Mel Gibson will reprise his role in the sequel to 'What Women Want'. The sequel will be called 'What Stupid Fucking Whores Want'."

"I used to cry when I got an erection... would call it my ""mourning wood"""