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Joke of the Day

"I asked my friends how they decided they were going to have a baby... They said it was just sperm of the moment."

"Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES."

"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"

"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"

"evrytime i go to the zoo, i break down in front of the bird exhibits & shout HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU. U CAN FLY. HOW DID U LET THEM CATCH YOU"

"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos"

"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."

"What do a call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."

"What do you call a friendly helicopter? A hello-copter"

"I cracked a beer at 9:11 this morning... Too soon?"