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Joke of the Day

"I asked my friends how they decided they were going to have a baby... They said it was just sperm of the moment."

"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook."

"Why aren't scientists harnessing my dog's ability to produce an infinite amount of hair to power the planet?"

"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."

"Yo mama is so fat that... ...she should really be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem"

"Why do Mexicans only cross the river one, or two at a time, never three? Because the sign says no TRES passing. --- edit: shit, I didnt realize this was already posted :) lol"

"Ironically, the Boogeyman was a terrible dancer."

"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eating out."""

"For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost."

"How did Adolf tie his shoes? With two knotzies."