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Joke of the Day

"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."

"In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint"

"I walked past Winnie the Pooh's grave earlier today It read *Here Lies Winnie the Dead Shit*"

"What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon"

"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"

"Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know."

"My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him."

"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"

"What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election? They though it was Riel funny!"