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Joke of the Day

"In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint"

"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."

"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"

"Million Dollar Idea: A pot pie. Only bigger. And filled instead with fruit. Apples perhaps."

"How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater"

"Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals? They were all veteran aryans"

"feeling dunb after a class test they are always the same :( reddit jokes saved me"

"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"

"I'm all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns."

"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."