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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."
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"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A CARROT"
"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."
"The first Annie was a ginger top. Now we have a black Annie. What's next? A young feminist orphan Annie?"
"I avoid cheating on my spouse by not getting married."
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
"Born Too Late To Explore The Earth, Born too early to explore the galaxy, Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks."
"Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom? Strictly Ballroom."
"This guy poured his box of raisinets directly into his bag of popcorn at the movie counter. After my initial shock I bowed to him."
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."