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Joke of the Day
"Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women."
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"I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add ""This time I'm serious"""
"Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller"
"What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game."
"if you have a favorite tetris block that isn't the 4x1 long piece, you're a fucking contrarian idiot asshole and i hate you"
"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."
"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."
"Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)"
"Ah, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you know you have boobs, go get checked. You too ladies."
"Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original joke that will have you laughing for days"