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Joke of the Day
"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"
"*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Says."" ""Says who?"" ""THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM."""
"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"
"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"
"Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread."
"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."
"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""
"What do you call a bad pun? Punishment."
"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"