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Joke of the Day

"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"

"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"

"My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies"

"I get SO ANGRY whenever I see someone with their wallet chained to their belt I can't fucking take it"

"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""

"In hell the Mariachi band never leaves your table."

"""False Information"" spells out ""False Information"" backwards."

"If you want someone to like you never text first. If they text you then don't text back. Never, ever talk. It's the only way to make it work"

"I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama."

"Are you a beaver? Cuz dam."