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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"

"I went to the paralympics Came away with atrophy wife"

"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement."

"Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!"

"Remember back in the day when you'd call someone gay and it was an insult? Now a day, everybody is just so butthurt when you do..."

"There really should be awards for getting out of bed."

"Son, do we have any dop Ted? son: what's a ""dop Ted""? dad: you are, you are adopted!! son: ... Nice one dad. dad: I'm not your dad. (Dad joke at its finest, credit: Kris Wilson)"

"Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game."

"If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun."

"To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy. If *she* runs, it's a girl."