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Joke of the Day

"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""

"(bed bath and beyond) *walks to beds* Wow nice beds *walks to baths* Wow nice baths *walks through intergalactic wormhole* Wow nice beyond"

"What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely."

"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."

"Having your 7 year old son clean the toilet is pretty entertaining. He used Pledge. In other news I just slid off the toilet, into the tub."

"I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back. It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other."

"A black man and his donkey walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""get your black ass outta here."""

"My daughter asked me to help her with her math homework so I had to sit her down and explain that breast implants are way easier than math."

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."

"I'm not the only Pokemon fan out there. There are Charmeleons of us."