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Joke of the Day
"I'm not the only Pokemon fan out there. There are Charmeleons of us."
Next Joke
"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer X-post from /r/imsmartandthisisfunny"
"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to put OJ Simpson's knife on display? He was caught trying to frame it"
"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."
"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"
"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."
"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."
"A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken... The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, ""Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."""
"What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sherbert. (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)"