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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead."
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"Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher? He was Haydn"
"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."
"[job interview] ""We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position."" It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. ""...yes."""
"god walks into a bar... and no one could believe it"
"This Doctor... Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Doctor. Interup- You have cancer."
"incredibly rude how everyones out with their dogs rubbing in the fact they have a dog"
"If Dracula was gay... ...he'd be a fruit bat."