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Joke of the Day
"Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident."
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"You know the difference between Sadistic and Masochistic? No one has ever called me a masochistic son of a bitch."
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"Sign at the hotel pool says ""No horse play."" Shit. What am I going to do with this production of Equus?"
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"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"
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"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"
"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"