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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."

"Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime."

"I don't discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff."

"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."

"From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys ""partying"""

"Caught in the act My wife walked in on me masturbating to a picture of an optical illusion I said ""Darling.. it's not what it looks like"""

"Damn girl, are you a Blastoise? Cause your Hydropump is super effective."

"How do you stop a gang-rape? Throw a basketball in the middle"

"Want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"