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Joke of the Day

"I don't care what your favorite song is, if you set it as the alarm you wake up to in the morning, you'll want to stab it with other songs."

"How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning? If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet."

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team? The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts."

"Congrats on being one of the ""cool kids"" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though."

"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"

"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""

"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam"

"How do you know it's time to do the dishes? Look in your pants, if you see a penis, it's not time yet."

"What happens when you fingerbang a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red."