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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"

"Mustard is the most vulgar of the condiments. Pardon my French's."

"Women should come with permanent mood rings."

"Just spilled red wine ALL OVER my insides."

"You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!"

"I'm smart but not ""know when to stop eating"" smart."

"I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that's when I was asked to leave Costco. THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage"

"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."