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Joke of the Day

"Mustard is the most vulgar of the condiments. Pardon my French's."

"Why did the disorganized suicide bomber's friends not like him? He was all over the place."

"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"

"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel"

"How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you."

"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"

"No clean Tupperware today, so I brought my yogurt to work tied up in a condom. No longer allowed to use the employee fridge."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets Then every year we could save millions of mosquito's from dying needlessly of Aids."