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Joke of the Day
"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."
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"What problem afflicts 40% of all pedophiles? Immature ejaculation"
"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."
"I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work. EDIT: damn I wish I got karma for this post."
"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"
"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"
"I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage."
"I have a really funny dick Girls laugh every time they see it."
"What do you call a gay chemist? Homogeneous."
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling"