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Joke of the Day
"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."
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"Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers"
"Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers."
"The invention of the wheel was revolutionary. The lightbulb was a brilliant idea, and the rocket's invention is simply out of this world."
"What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common? The Right Hand Rule."
"*Claps along at an opera*"
"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."
"When you tell someone that you're asexual... You then have two people who do not give a fuck."
"Where do Tumblr users go to pray? The Cis-Teen Chapel"
"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"