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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !"

"Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your life."

"How do you make a rave party in Africa? You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling."

"Why do squirrels have bushy tails? To keep their nuts warm."

"What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar? I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there"

"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"

"Neither candidate addressed the fact that we have a Hulk"

"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""

"""What's this ticket, officer?"" - Loitering ""I didn't drop trash"" - No. Loitering. ""You talk funny"" - It's not- ""I'm putting this on Twoiter"""