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"What's a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like it before it's cool"
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"Mahogany was competing with oak and maple in the wood election. Nobody got a majority in the electric collage. However, oak narrowly beat out maple in the poplar vote."
"North Korea right now."
"Why is time wary of mathematicians? They're always plotting against it."
"How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."
"Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are."
"Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? Because they're all laymen."
"""Let's check in with Ted our correspondent in the field."" Ted: ""Hey Bob I've been in this field for about an hour, and I'm super bored."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !"
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