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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't barbie have any kids?"
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"Me: How long have we had that pillow? Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days"
"What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? ""el' if I know."""
"The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have."
"Titties on a hook [NSFW] click bait"
"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."
"In 1969 we put a man on the moon... In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom."
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."
"Cat places ad in the classifieds... ""Seeking Pets""."
"Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder."