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Joke of the Day
"Why is time wary of mathematicians? They're always plotting against it."
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"While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch I've never been so touched on an emotional level."
"If prisoners were allowed to take their own mugshots they would be called, cellfies."
"Need jokes about bears Help, I need jokes about bears. Can someone come up with any?"
"In the time it took you to read this, Woody Allen made another film and it starred some big names and it was ok and now it's on DVD already"
"Two Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar. The first condom turns, looks at the other and asks; Wanna get shit faced?"
"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"
"I'm in a band called Arrogant Rat We're like Modest Mouse but way better"
"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"
"What's the opposite of a cock blocker? A Rooster Booster"