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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea? *Cool Runnings*"
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"Wanna hear a short joke ? Wanna hear another one ?"
"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"
"Every time I get out of a small car it looks like a giraffe being born."
"The trouble with having an Asian fetish AND a foot fetish... You're bound to get off on the Wong foot."
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad"
"My uncle knew the exact moment when he was going to die, down to the last second. Isn't that amazing? The judge told him"
"If Hillary wins I'm moving to Benghazi at least she'll ignore me there!"
"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods"
"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."