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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary wins I'm moving to Benghazi at least she'll ignore me there!"
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"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."
"How to get the pussy: 1. go to the animal shelter 2. adopt a kitten 3. show your female friends 4. they fall in love with the kitten 5. they fall in love with you 6. slammed with pussy"
"Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness. it's a double aunt tundra"
"Michael Rosen walks into a bar... And he just fell over and died."
"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."
"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A Canoe tips."
"What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid? A Pauperazzi"
"What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."