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Joke of the Day

"Every time I get out of a small car it looks like a giraffe being born."

"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut."

"I become instantly beautiful when I put on my sunglasses. -Every girl, ever."

"Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!"

"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"

"What has four legs and can fly? Two Birds!"

"What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas."

"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."

"Why should you never BBQ on your roof? The steaks are too high. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out"