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Joke of the Day
"Every time I get out of a small car it looks like a giraffe being born."
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"What do you call a little Mexican child? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color? GINGER."
"Wife: I'm making breakfast for dinner tonight. What do you want? Me: Bacon. Wife: And? Me: *blank stare* Wife: AND? Me: A napkin?"
"Whenever someone jokingly replies, ""Blocked,"" I laugh and laugh and then go check."
"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."
"I just dropped a fart that sounded like I got the wrong answer on a game show."
"when i was 17 my bucket list was ""buy a house"" & ""marry a tycoon"" now i'm 27 it's ""tickle a baby hedgehog"" and ""learn Beyonce choreography"""
"A dyslexic walks into a bra"
"I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon"