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"Why does Bill Clinton chew gum all the time? He has an oral fixation."
"I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face."
"what do you call a dinosaur with a big mouth, big ass and tiny hands? T-Rump"
"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried out, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch"
"Friend: You know that country song that goes- Me: No."
"Two friends were walking by the ballet museum... When one points and asks his friend, ""Is that statue a foot?"" To which his friend replies, ""No, it's about four and a half feet."""
"How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!"
"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."