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Joke of the Day
"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"
"Just so we're on the same page, I'm on 137."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"Roofing... That's a bit over the top isn't it?"
"What do you call something that is half horse and half pig? A mounted police officer"
"Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven So people don't confuse them with feminists"
"A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector."
"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"
"*barber hands me the mirror to check the back* ""Looks good!"" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly"