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Joke of the Day

"The most annoying thing about being a 1.6 meters male is that when I step on money I'm always short on cash."

"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"

"I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day."

"What do you call a special needs kid who is late for class? ""tardy"""

"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."

"There is one thing that can turn a guy into a perfect chick-magnet. It's when he finds himself a girlfriend."

"What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !"

"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."

"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you."