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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? She left a plunger in the toilet"
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"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"
"Everytime someone cuts me off in traffic, an angel gets its wings Because I'm going to kill a motherfucker."
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"What do beef hearts smell like? Honey."
"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."
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"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""
"Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover."