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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? My dad didn't meet my mom at a circus or take me their when I turned 5"

"My favorite book is a Stephen King novel... but you've probably never heard of It"

"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."

"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse, is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better!"

"Two newborns are having a conversation... 1: You look worried. What's wrong? 2: It's about my Dad. 1: What about him? 2: I saw him with Mom last night. I think he's stealing my milk."

"Having trouble making friends? Just tell a girl you love her and her first reaction is to say lets just be friends."

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this?"""

"The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative ""Only if she wants me to"" I replied."

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."