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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is... ...don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub"

"What musical instrument should you never, ever trust? The Lyre."

"i wish humans were as excited to meet each other as dogs"

"how do you know Jesus was a virgin? Could you keep it up knowing you'll be screaming ""Oh my dad"" during sex?"

"What's the Mexican version of the KKK? Que? Que? Que?"

"Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK"

"I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I have dos eggies"

"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."

"If you Google ""lost mediaeval servant boy"" You get ""This page cannot be found""."

"The problem with protests... Is that once things start to get lit, the cops show up and ruin it."