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Joke of the Day

"Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!"

"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"

"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"

"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"

"the word 'freelancer' originally came from medieval knights who would kill evildoers for the king and THEN NOT GET PAID FOR EIGHT MONTHS"

"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."

"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb"

"One time I got drunk and took the bus... Now that may not sound impressive to you, but I've never driven a bus before."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 4 year old."

"If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay."