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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 4 year old."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"

"so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him."

"Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets."

"OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog."

"Why is the white girl so odd? Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me."

"Don't call Donald Trump a cunt. He lacks the warmth and depth."

"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"

"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."

"If Adrian Peterson is banned from the NFL, he can always try baseball. Who doesn't need a switch hitter?!"