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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care? An eggsy-stench-alist."

"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"

"What's the difference between Hitler and cops? Come on, he wasn't that bad."

"Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?"

"I was asleep in a forest... ...Then suddenly woke up and saw a grizzly bent over my face. Bear ass."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt."

"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"

"Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better... Its an appreciating asset."

"Failed my biology test today... ...They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"