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Joke of the Day

"Failed my biology test today... ...They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"Did you hear about the organic compound who became a bully? Mean ether."

"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The fridge don't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"Man walks into a tavern. Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, ""You can't be back here."" Man says, ""It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."""

"I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's."

"How do you blind an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."

"What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing"

"Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos"