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Joke of the Day

"Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home"

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 Brazilian"

"Man comes to psychologist's office He kicks the door open, enters, leans above the desk, and staring psychologist in the eyes says: ""Now, tell me, bald ugly little man, why I don't have any friends?"""

"Did you hear about the crack addict that got trapped in a pyramid? He had to sarcophagi for the drug money"

"Look! I can do my ABC's backwards! -""go on then"" -""nahh CBA"" Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'"

"Ey gurl, is your name Andromeda? Because you got a heavenly body! It's 5:50AM and I still can't sleep."

"One pirate says to the other, ""Ey, you want some grog?"" And the other says, ""I made tea!"""

"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."

"what do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??"

"What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!"