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Joke of the Day

"My signature move is signing a piece of paper."

"I'll follow my girlfriend into the bathroom watch her close the toilet door, and then ask, ""What are you doing?"""

"Got asked to be godfather of my niece, so if anything happens to her parents then someone else has to take care of her because I said no"

"Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!"

"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."

"What is red and hurts when you bite it? A Brick."

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night... ""This is my dad Roger,"" I said, ""And this is my twin brother Dave."" ""Nice to meet you,"" she smiled. ""Who's the oldest?"" I said, ""My dad."""

"I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. Where the HECK is my roof?!"

"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."