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Joke of the Day

"6.9 what is 6.9? a really great thing ruined by a period"

"Can ""born this way"" apply to laziness?"

"It's polite to stand when a lady comes to the table. I take it a step further and leave the restaurant entirely."

"Maths joke: if you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)"

"A man walks into a brothel... and is approached by one of the whores. She greets him politely, asking, ""What can I do you for?"" to which the man replies, ""Money."""

"never trust an atom they make up everything"

"What do classical musicians write before going shopping? A Chopin Lizst (shopping list)"

"Putin: I have returned Russia to its glory days, once again we have launched a dog into space Reporter: when will it return Putin: WHat"

"wife: ""what on earth are you doing?"" me: ""making a penguin"" wife: ""that's a pigeon"" me: [opening freezer door] ""not for long"""

"I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately.... It must be a scary time to be catholic."