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Joke of the Day

"Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me."

"What should you do when an elephant comes in your window? Swim."

"my parents met on reddit im the joke"

"I entered 10 puns into a pun contest in the hope that one would win... But no pun-in-ten did."

"Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along."

"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."

"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""

"Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep."

"*stares into the abyss* *abyss pretends it's doing something on its phone*"

"Why Jared Leto should win an osvar for Suicide Squad. *spoilers Not ONCE did his Joker mention that he's a vegan."