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Joke of the Day

"Governors that use foursquare probably get really angry when they become mayor of something."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince."

"My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."

"Do insurance companies consider property damages caused by ISIS... an act of god?"

"Please help reconstruct this joke ... The punchline is ""Well, there's cus-turd, and there's mus-turd, and there's you, ya big shit! Run, Myrtle, run!"""

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"Kanye running for president in 2020"

"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"

"Everytime I close my eyes, I think of you... 'cuz damn..It's sooo black just like you, nikah! --- I'm sorry..."

"This spa was amazing! Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash."