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Joke of the Day

"Had to check IMDB to make sure there really aren't any more Shrek films in development. Now I can sleep."

"When you lose one sense other senses are enhanced... that's why if you lose your sense of humor your sense of asshole is enhanced."

"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."

"My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren't *that* lonely"

"I'm pretty great with money. Folks keep calling me and telling me my accounts are outstanding."

"Eye contact with the McDonald's drive-thru cashier is a shame-filled mistake."

"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""

"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."

"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"

"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."